September 2011
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“Get fruity! A mashed banana or peaches inserted in your vagina is a delightful...”
– Cosmopolitan Ultimate Sex Guide. (via ahhellobeautiful-)
That’s fucking gross, Cosmo
(via ivyyy)
Hahahahahahahahahahahaha OH COSMO! This is so hot, I’ll totally be doing it tonight~
(via disgustinghuman)
i just gagged.
(via sexisbeautiful)
the phrase “delightful invitation for him to whoosh...
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neuroticrob:
happymarriedme:
Little broken heart pieces are just like shattered glass on the floor. You sweep them up and think the mess is cleaned up, you feel safe enough to walk around barefoot.
That is when you find the last shard.
This is so true.
