http://howtouseanescalatorindc.com/ #loveit xoxo
alll my twitter apps are fucked up at once…arrrrgh
someone just called me a #lifesaver….i think that means i can go home for the day? xoxo
RT @welovedc: To the stalkermobile! RT @benschilibowl: Nas is at Ben’s Chili Bowl right now…(via Wes Felton!)
I reallly like AMCs #rubicon it’s a cure for my insomnia xoxo - want sooo much to love it but keep falling asleep
If you were a really great dolce and gabbana tee with a cowboy boot on the front - where would you be? xoxo
just saw a couple on a bicycle built for two…. it took everything in my power not to run them over #perkyfuckers
cant they call #UltraMan for this stuff http://online.wsj.com/article/SB10001424052748703669004575458510641913260.html?mod=ITP_pageone_0
Cock$ucker ir was right dot the occasion xoxo it RT @dthvt: Ever have to teach a foreigner a curse word? Which one did you pick?
NA: how should i file these? ::AgentP receipt:: most call em knickers- i call em “full metal jacket” http://www.agentprovocateur.com/
not a girl in fancy knickers? #dependsonthefight RT @worldofshit: @suicide_blond The deadliest weapon in world is a marine and his rifle.
annnd then at one point i was FORCED to say.. “im partial to zebra wood” .. xoxo #cantmakethisup
theres only 2 kinds of music..blues & zip-a-dee-doo-dah ~ Townes Van Zandt http://theselvedgeyard.wordpress.com
RT @monkeyrotica: is staring at the women staring at the men staring at the teenager in booty shorts.
Annd now I’m gonna curl up in the fetal position with netflix & beg for mercy #bottomlessmimosas w/ wrestlers - I was #outweighed xoxo
No I’m not kidding - brunch at a gay bar with professional wrestlers - I love my life xoxo
Bottomless mimosas with discussions of #kaijuBigBattel - I might be in heaven - #drcube xoxo
Just spilled a large diet coke allll over the bathroom - kinda wishing alll my towels were not white xoxo
I had to tell #JesusChrist that I already gave brunch plans for tomorrow #goingtohell xoxo
Alice is bathed and blow dried - which is more than I can say for myself ~ xoxo
Of course you can! Need some cards to pass round! RT @RobbiesAutoBody: @suicide_blond Ican fix it for him. LOL.
Just watched #distracted guy let his vette rolllll into gas station - ya gotta pull up that brake thingy honey xoxo
THAT I understand RT @Golmer: @suicide_blond Its all about the SHOES.
Gonna skip the crazy and try to sneak in back door #notaeuphamism
Shakespeare #free4all + mystics game (code 4 lesbians) + student move in / #teaparty = #cultureclash + #clusterfuck
sigh been there xoxo RT @dthvt: When there’s only three of you left waiting for bags, you know you’re out of luck… *sigh*
Me: he has a big repertoire HER: why yes…yes he’s does I’ve seen it xoxo
I’m kinda embarrassed that i was in a bar when #fakegrandma called #fuckit she loves me anyway
Home watching Sherlock holmes on PBS - should prob have made a sluttier life choice xoxo
Where my bitches at?
#fakegrandma just called !!!!! xoxo
RT @AndrewWK: PARTY CHALLENGE: Can you make it through the rest of today without saying anything bad about anyone?
I need a drink and a ride to nellies -xoxo
Welcome to my world RT @dthvt: Correction, flight cancelled AGAIN. Rebooked on Delta now, and flying to DCA instead of IAD. #fml
Prob not for a while :-(
Not life…just jogging… xoxo RT @ScarlettL: I can’t help thinking life would be easier if my boobs were smaller!
666 coincidence? RT @aholecop: On a construction job, company just broke a water main….oops. (@ 666 S Front St) http://4sq.com/9yqkZl
I just went to burger king… sans pants…. #party #littlefriday xoxo
Dear person with expensive vase: even the store I bought the expensive vase in sent me a thank you card - #thoughtyoushouldknow
Dear person w/ vase: ok it’s not about ty note -I’m feeling like this rship has been a lil 1sided for a lil 2long #twitventing #ifeelbetter
dear person i sent a 400.00 crystal vase: the person i used a gift cert to buy brunch for last weekend sent me a thank you note #truestory
who are you trying to kid Sonia? its a BATHROBE http://www.net-a-porter.com/product/94238 xoxo
To the super duty f150 behind me: I think you’re sexy too - but you’re not leaving me annny room to #backthisthangup xoxo
i know it is the #pantone color of the year but EVERYTHING i have bought for last few months is #TiffanyBlue
anyone eat at Indigo Lnading at alex marina..& more importantly do they have parking?
Don’t flirt with me cute #pedicab driver on constitution ave. - I don’t approve- but you are verrrry toned xoxo
Rolling down constitution - miserable teen tourist w/ family gives ms total #zztop circle wave & maybe #hope4nextgen
gays are debating how i shoudl cuff my jeans: boyfriend casual (re; jcrew catalogue) or old school rockabilly high cuff #thisiswhatipayemfor
reason #200 to love having a great gay neighbor: the #ZacPosen dress you cant possibly get zipped up by yourself.. xoxo