RT @DitaVonTeese: Oh, that dangerous velvet…..! ????? http://twitpic.com/2ah7a8
If you don’t have a pretty girl and/or robot from @Bishopia #youredoingitwrong xoxo http://twitpic.com/2aglwk
You kids have fun! xoxo RT @bubblewench: @YKnot @suicide_blond @bubblewench @poppycedes - woohoo! Awesome!
http://www.loquitanyc.com/products/gun-scarf-none-blacker carry your guns everywhere courtesy @loquintanyc xoxo
Annnd Muse seems to be best band to clean the house to… Other recs? #Supermassiveblackhole might describe my closet xoxo
Isn’t it nice when you find a nice fat letter in your box- #notaeuphamism a birthday greeting - #awesome xoxo
Ummmm helllllllo RT @maherlee: Wondeing if @jaceymint wants a night ride
Accident on TR bridge - EMS on scene- outbound traffic is fu(ked for forever xoxo
RT @NYCShopGuide: “The worst rule of measurement is to compare yourself to other people.” #IHeartNYC
All the world is a stage - we are alL posers RT @Carlawhatever: @suicide_blond But I am a complete poser. :) #lifelessons
email: “i think you should take your top off & take me for a ride…. in the alternative we could go for a drive” #ohnohedidnt xoxo
RT @wpjenna: This Lady Gaga parody on DC interns still makes me laugh: http://wapo.st/9q1NVk
RT @RedlineAddicts: I like it! RT @allyson_nicole Quite possibly the best invention ever. An end to awkward phone conversations? I’m in. …
Mine is old and debilitating #triedtomakemego2rehab @thewino: Have a new and quite serious obsession with cupcakes.
thats just sick RT @TCtheTerrible @suicide_blond Leia is Luke´s sister.#wookieleaks
Annd a DSS bodyguard might have just broken protocol to hug me! #welcomehomesoldier xoxo
RT @nancysfranklin: RT @ditzkoff: Ten orange things that are not as orange as the Jersey Shore season premiere - http://nyti.ms/9z4A5F
darth is lukes father.. #wookieleaks
http://www.yourbabyisanasshole.net/2010/05/hey-girl-hey.html might make you spit your coffee.. xoxo
bliss *sigh* RT @FoxymoronTweet A Dangerously Delicious strawberry rhubard pie = AWESOME
RT @hypebeast: [NEWS] : Raleigh Denim: Handcrafted in North Carolina http://hypebeast.com/2010/07/raleigh-denim-handcrafted-north-carolina/
RT @designsponge: free pipes + fittngs in wburg for the taking! RT @ AmyAzzarito free on the curb @ lorimer & devoe in bklyn http://twit …
RT @theEHRGuy: “Dance like your photo’s not tagged, love like you’ve never been unfriended, tweet like nobody’s following.” ~ Unknown
the day the music died… http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-northern-ireland-10775354 xoxo
stop by training camp for a few min..or just go home & watch tv… love you guys but yeah im going home xoxo #redskins
ditto- kiddo! RT @John_Irvine @communiKate Here´s to a speedy and pain-free recovery!
I’ll see your 9$ burger and raise you $80 tray of macrons xoxo http://twitpic.com/29rmpf
amen xoxo RT @LivitLuvit: Best tweet ever. RT @allaboutkelli: Some people help others fine Jesus. I help others find coffee and vodka.
Annnd Alice just participated in a formal FBI service and when I say participated I mean attacked the bagpiper -yeah xoxo
We need a pro porn class action RT @violetblue: look at their #antiporn FB, theyre thanking Fb (& God) for deleting our #proporn page.SO wro
Me: i like when you wear that t it matches your tattoo..do you get that a lot? Him: umm no only from you Me: hmmm xoxo
how do i un-like something that i used to like ..on #fb im looking at you #mtvtj #zync xoxo
ohh and did i mention the time i ate ice cream before krav maga class..and then threw up on the pavement next to my car? no? yeah..
Banging crystal against the sink - bad idea for glassware- better idea for trashy girls #imjustsaying
i wish congress’ reform for #creditcards included “only 10%of a statementl can be crap they wanna sell me” xoxo
At the light w/ 4 other German sportscars - they all acknowledge mine is best - sorry boys your boxsters are #girlcars xoxo
confession: i only came in to the office today because i knew there was an
OMG my B_day!! RT @jessejane Come see me dance at Fantasies in Baltimore on August 4th and August 6th then at Hustler Club Baltimore 8/5&7
esp if its a smoothie— from McDonalds RT @LivitLuvit Word to the wise: Never google the nutrition facts of something WHILE you´re eating it
oops… #icecream social in the lobby #germanchoclatewith sprinkles FTW
annd a can of ginger ale has 36 carbs? how do they even do that? why not just call it #carbjuice? its basically mainlining carbs #arrgh
RT @bobalouie COWORKER: The weirdest things come out of your mouth. ME: You should see some of the things that go *in*.
id be lying if i didnt admit -im having #weiner withdrawal … #missmyweiner xoxo
RT @bobalouie: Husband Requirement #94: Must be able to write prescriptions.