RT @DitaVonTeese: Oh, that dangerous velvet…..! ????? http://twitpic.com/2ah7a8
August 2010
July 2010
If you don’t have a pretty girl and/or robot from @Bishopia #youredoingitwrong xoxo http://twitpic.com/2aglwk
Best .birthday present. Ever looooove her thank you!!! xoxo http://twitpic.com/2agnhh
You kids have fun! xoxo RT @bubblewench: @YKnot @suicide_blond @bubblewench @poppycedes - woohoo! Awesome!
http://www.loquitanyc.com/products/gun-scarf-none-blacker carry your guns everywhere courtesy @loquintanyc xoxo
Annnd Muse seems to be best band to clean the house to… Other recs? #Supermassiveblackhole might describe my closet xoxo
Wrangling two balls at once #newgame xoxo http://twitpic.com/2af05n
Isn’t it nice when you find a nice fat letter in your box- #notaeuphamism a birthday greeting - #awesome xoxo
Ummmm helllllllo RT @maherlee: Wondeing if @jaceymint wants a night ride
RT @MICHAEL_HUSSAR: “kSD” 2010 7”x 9” charcoal/mixed media http://twitpic.com/2a4hph
Accident on TR bridge - EMS on scene- outbound traffic is fu(ked for forever xoxo
RT @NYCShopGuide: “The worst rule of measurement is to compare yourself to other people.” #IHeartNYC
All the world is a stage - we are alL posers RT @Carlawhatever: @suicide_blond But I am a complete poser. :) #lifelessons
email: “i think you should take your top off & take me for a ride…. in the alternative we could go for a drive” #ohnohedidnt xoxo
RT @wpjenna: This Lady Gaga parody on DC interns still makes me laugh: http://wapo.st/9q1NVk
RT @RedlineAddicts: I like it! RT @allyson_nicole Quite possibly the best invention ever. An end to awkward phone conversations? I’m in. …
Mine is old and debilitating #triedtomakemego2rehab @thewino: Have a new and quite serious obsession with cupcakes.
thats just sick RT @TCtheTerrible @suicide_blond Leia is Luke´s sister.#wookieleaks
Annd a DSS bodyguard might have just broken protocol to hug me! #welcomehomesoldier xoxo
RT @nancysfranklin: RT @ditzkoff: Ten orange things that are not as orange as the Jersey Shore season premiere - http://nyti.ms/9z4A5F
darth is lukes father.. #wookieleaks
http://www.yourbabyisanasshole.net/2010/05/hey-girl-hey.html might make you spit your coffee.. xoxo
bliss *sigh* RT @FoxymoronTweet A Dangerously Delicious strawberry rhubard pie = AWESOME
you came into the party with a long black shawl. and the guys from the front lawn were making jokes about the white swan. some nights we just need to get touched and rub right up against something plush. some nights it’s just a crush and some nights it’s bloodlust. she said we might use you later on. meet me back here right around dawn.
you came into the ER drinking gin from a jam jar. and the nurses making jokes about the ER being like an after bar. you know you’re weak and effete and i’m coming up from the streets. you’re up in your loft getting soft and i’m coming up the stairs and i’m coming from the streets. she said i love the guys you can’t trust. meet me back here about dusk.
The Hold Steady, “Stevie Nix,” from Separation Sunday
Still having a minor obsession with The Hold Steady and Craig Finn lyrics….
RT @hypebeast: [NEWS] : Raleigh Denim: Handcrafted in North Carolina http://hypebeast.com/2010/07/raleigh-denim-handcrafted-north-carolina/
RT @designsponge: free pipes + fittngs in wburg for the taking! RT @ AmyAzzarito free on the curb @ lorimer & devoe in bklyn http://twit …
RT @theEHRGuy: “Dance like your photo’s not tagged, love like you’ve never been unfriended, tweet like nobody’s following.” ~ Unknown
the day the music died… http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-northern-ireland-10775354 xoxo
stop by training camp for a few min..or just go home & watch tv… love you guys but yeah im going home xoxo #redskins
ditto- kiddo! RT @John_Irvine @communiKate Here´s to a speedy and pain-free recovery!
I’ll see your 9$ burger and raise you $80 tray of macrons xoxo http://twitpic.com/29rmpf
amen xoxo RT @LivitLuvit: Best tweet ever. RT @allaboutkelli: Some people help others fine Jesus. I help others find coffee and vodka.
Annnd Alice just participated in a formal FBI service and when I say participated I mean attacked the bagpiper -yeah xoxo
We need a pro porn class action RT @violetblue: look at their #antiporn FB, theyre thanking Fb (& God) for deleting our #proporn page.SO wro
Me: i like when you wear that t it matches your tattoo..do you get that a lot? Him: umm no only from you Me: hmmm xoxo
how do i un-like something that i used to like ..on #fb im looking at you #mtvtj #zync xoxo
ohh and did i mention the time i ate ice cream before krav maga class..and then threw up on the pavement next to my car? no? yeah..
Banging crystal against the sink - bad idea for glassware- better idea for trashy girls #imjustsaying
i wish congress’ reform for #creditcards included “only 10%of a statementl can be crap they wanna sell me” xoxo
At the light w/ 4 other German sportscars - they all acknowledge mine is best - sorry boys your boxsters are #girlcars xoxo
confession: i only came in to the office today because i knew there was an
OMG my B_day!! RT @jessejane Come see me dance at Fantasies in Baltimore on August 4th and August 6th then at Hustler Club Baltimore 8/5&7
esp if its a smoothie— from McDonalds RT @LivitLuvit Word to the wise: Never google the nutrition facts of something WHILE you´re eating it
oops… #icecream social in the lobby #germanchoclatewith sprinkles FTW
annd a can of ginger ale has 36 carbs? how do they even do that? why not just call it #carbjuice? its basically mainlining carbs #arrgh
RT @bobalouie COWORKER: The weirdest things come out of your mouth. ME: You should see some of the things that go *in*.
Don’t see enough of these around town xoxo http://twitpic.com/29g2lq
id be lying if i didnt admit -im having #weiner withdrawal … #missmyweiner xoxo
RT @bobalouie: Husband Requirement #94: Must be able to write prescriptions.