Dear dude with apple logo tattoo - didn’t you see #wildhogs #yhingsthatarenotbadass xoxo
me too sugar me too xoxo RT @bishopia: i’d like to think i could spot a sexy russian girl spy easily…
RT @budweiserplease: the benefit for @ArgonautDC is tonight @rocknrollhotel. i swear this is the LAST time i ask you to do something fo …
now youre thinking like a #mediadarling ! RT @craftsmanclub: @suicide_blond there’s a partnership with Match.com for us in there somewhere
Throwing up with nothing on your stomach just seems like a total waste xoxo
Annd I just did something very #unladylike in front of a crew of #roadies -forgot to close the blinds #awkwardORawesome xoxo
trying to compensate for shots of tequila with shots of wheat grass… so far…its not working xoxo
xoxo Follow @LivitLuvit, my favorite contestant in the @MTVTJ search for MTV’s first Twitter Jockey! #zyncmtvtj
#glamlife of the #playaz RT @playazball Just saw “That´s So Raven” filling up next to me w/ a bad-ass new Porsche
I feel crappy - in related news - no matter how good a friend you are I’m gonna pass on the 3rd round of shots- even if it’s your b-day xoxo
RT @budweiserplease i don’t understand when all dudes became pussies. seriously.
I’m tottttttallllly stalking a cute guy on the metro - he’s reading physics and has on boots and craftsman tshirt #mightbelove xoxo
your reverse psch won’t work-I’m not gonna give ya a #religiousexperince ! RT @Im_A_Theist: @suicide_blond don’t make me lose my religion
no #easymistake RT @John_Irvine @suicide_blond So I guess you’re not the cute, short blonde in heels next to a boy and admiring his duallie.
We call em interns RT @TCtheTerrible: … you can throw a rock, and you can keep a rock as a pet, but you can’t train one!
Hells yes- looked like xray wi/ wrenchs for ribs #hot RT @craftsmanclub: @suicide_blond Craftsman?Craftsman tools?Does that make guys cuter?
i missed my bus.. #perils of #publictransportation *sigh* the waiting is the hardest part xoxo
everytime some says “hardwood” today i laugh..and think bout the bruises on my knees … xoxo #beendoingitonthefloorAGAIN
RT @playazball: @suicide_blond #pizzadiet “We just need to eat it different[ly].”….I’ve been doing it wrong??
#notafraidoftrouble RT @John_Irvine @suicide_blond completely want to reply to this one, but any I come up with will totally get me in troub
http://huff.to/aJkuST Huffpost - OMG my prayers have been answered… thank you jesus… #pizzadiet xoxo
Dear dude in black Ferrari - I don’t get in cars w/ strangers - unless it’s a jacked up pickup truck - guess you #missedthememo xoxo
go baby go! xoxo Follow @LivitLuvit, my favorite contestant in the @MTVTJ search for MTV’s first Twitter Jockey! #zyncmtvtj
posted: do the right thing…http://blonderthanyou.wordpress.com/ xoxo
Him: wanna Get too drunk tonight & do things well regret? Me: I did that last night xoxoxoxoxoxo
People like you - fuck people like me - in order to find a litle agony ~c love xoxo
Annd I used uni-sex bar soap - #lever2000 counteracting #butch w/ #laPerla hot pink knickers xoxo
Annnd I fixed my shower myself - this must be what a lesbian feels like! Soooo prooud of myself - #happydance #missIndependant xoxo
When did they close the #luckybrand store @tysonsgalleria ? #wastedtrip xoxo
RT @BYGays We’ve got a mechanical bull for our pool party on Saturday!
Just washed down some pills with some booze #whatwouldcourtneylovedo xoxo
My showerhead wonky - any plumbers close by??? xoxo
you dont pay as much for shoes as i do ..& then ..take them OFF for sex .. #imjustsaying #skinnyjeansneedzippersonoutsideoflegs xoxo
RT @monkeyrotica: By the looks of the sky in Alexandria, the Nazis are about to open the Ark of the Covenant.
just because youre bigger & shout louder …doesnt make you right… #ihatebullies#yellingwontmakemeloveyou xoxo