May 2010
To the fella that drunk dialed me @ 1am & repeated my name over & over on the voicemail - you’re dead to me xoxo #creepy
Next time I’ll get an SB xoxo http://twitpic.com/1skmpp
For the record I am awake & have already saved a baby bird today - #FeelLikeAMarine xoxo
Dude talking to me has a tazmanian devil tattoo - I can’t look him in the eye #ridiculous xoxo
RIP #easyrider & a damn good chess player ~ I still beat him a few times ~ hope to play again #ontheotherside xoxo
Looks like she is “home” xoxo http://twitpic.com/1s756r
If you guessed that “red” worked in my kitchen - you were right!! xoxo http://twitpic.com/1s74nr
i need a drink - Holiday she is here… xoxo #pillswouldbeoktoo xoxo
i KNOW what i will be doing on July 7th ..you cant pay for this kind of entertainment.. xoxo http://bit.ly/9oMlDV
RT @radiomaru: Auction for hope’s scott pilgrim tshirt ending in 45min http://bit.ly/cOQ9lB
RT @jwolman: I’M NOT MADE OF STONE. RT @DopeTweet: Video: Eight-month old, deaf baby reacts to activation of cochlear implant http://tum …
Watching #Transformers- just named my vibrator #OptimusPrime xoxo
Can’t believe I’m saying this - but- can’t wait to see cutie pie #jadensmith as the #karatekid xoxo
him: ive got a problem Me: i dont want to hear it…im having a good hair day..do NOT fuck that up for me.. xoxo
Thanks for the well wishes Al is home from the emerg vet shout out to the kids @ friendship animal hosp for taking such good care of her! xo
Annnd Alice is in the hospital - prayers to whatever god you use wouldbe awsome xoxo
I’ve got such mad shopping skill - the cashier just hugged me xoxo #noshit
A trip to Ikea in a car as small as mine is a waste of everyones time xoxo
I’d tell you where I am and with who -but then black helicopters would swoop in and have to kill us all #DCliving xoxo
dudes #handshake was refreshingly strong…my hand kinda hurts *swoon* xoxo
im actually too hung over to drop the top on this gorgeous day …theres gotta be some #irony in there somewhere xoxo
Woke up on the sofa - with no pants - using my briefcase as a pillow - in other words I had a great night xoxo
some of you fuckers & you know who you are - are pretty freaking fabulous xoxo #bestfriendsever #thankyouthankyouthankyou
amen to that xoxo RT @bradleyfields @suicide_blond It´s definitely not the kind of place to raise kids in.
impossible germany unlikely japan dont begin to understand i know youre not listening: is the kind or road weary lyric i cant resist #wilco
Yes I’m wearing a sweatshirt - yes I’m wearing 6” stilettos - yes this is how we roll on #humpday #newasst #sillyquestions xoxo
And not even Dirty Vegas seems to be putting me to sleep - the band not whatever that means in hipster speak these days xoxo
wondering if anyone has had drinx at the new #buddahbar yet? xoxo
a friend just pointed out that @pamalaDanderson & I have nearly identical purse contents ..#shitunot http://tinyurl.com/2fxz3nb #scary xoxo
im as surprised as anyone that #PamAnderson is reading neruda..course.. folks R usually surprised when I read #neruda #hatersgonnahate xoxo
I get an ammmazing amt of satisfaction from catching lots of green lights #simplepleasures xoxo
RT @John_Irvine: @Golmer @suicide_blond …and when HE says “petting llamas,” that’s amazingly NOT a euphemism.
RT @bishopia: http://twitpic.com/1onvvl
http://huff.to/byNN0s plots are for dead people… xoxo
in dc folks wants me to join thier cause; in the burbs its their church; in the country they just want me to show up for dinner! #loneWolf
just realized i ONLY drink diet soda & booze..the fridge at the office is out of diet soda.. (no worries kids we DO have booze!) xoxo
And I must look like I’m going to hell - lady just chased me down in the rain to give me religious lecture “message” #crazyfollowsme xoxo
I’m not getting laid tonight - waste of perfectly great #redlipstick and good hair day *sigh*xoxo
Fuzzy Navel Jam - not as gross as it sounds xoxo http://twitpic.com/1o3cg5
If you see Hawthorne but read Hawt Ho Rns you could prob be my friend #iseeporn xoxo
highschool bus at the drive thru -full of some athletic team shouting that I was as hot as my car- I’m pretending ya didn’t mean #sweaty xo
When I freak out cause I can’t find my cash and credit cards later - somebody remind me- I locked em in door panel - #thanksinadvance xoxo
Popcorn- twizzlers- dt mtdew- top down - old blue eyes- waiting for dark #DriveInMovies #summertime xoxo
Hole at 9:30 Club on 6/27/2010: http://ticketf.ly/aywUyc who wouldnt wanna watch Courtney and crew all night?? xoxo
white tank top : fresh strawberries: seperatley #sooogood..together not so much…arrgh xoxo
i try to read the news online…but i end up on celeb gossip sites…cause i reallly need to know if jen aniston is eating baby food?! xoxo
Aaaaarghhhhhhh RT @LexaLemmy Law and Order has been cancelled. The Earth will soon stop spinning on it’s axis.
annnd i just found out its not friday… #FML #bummer
i see my cobbler more than most of my family.. as in shoe repair guy not fruity desert..oh wait…ok applies to both.. xoxo
