Ash: babies make you fat - MK: only if you get the kind that grow in your stomach…like poor people - olsen twin wisdom @ verymarykate.com
March 2010
Good on you Canada - great game- & NOW -I need a drink- glad @john_irvine reminded me about those pom martinis! xoxo
February 2010
RT @playazball It’s called twiddling yourself (?) RT @suicide_blond Just @ed myself - loooooser
http://twitpic.com/15phty - Best vanity tag I’ve seen in a while!
The mall -as in shopping not national- may truly be one of dante’s circles of hell - #fairoaks the moms are worse than the kids xoxo
http://twitpic.com/15o9vv - Hello sexy - you’re right on time xoxo
Anddd i just spilled half a dozen cupcakes on my lap and car seat - Alice is vigoursly working on clean up xoxo
Quick - #netgear rangemax dual band wireless N gigabit OR #linksys simultaneous dual band wireless N gigabit ???? #allGeekToMe
Just @ed myself - loooooser
http://twitpic.com/15gk8g - Guess who is wearing sideswept bangs
helllo d&g tshirt with cowboy boot- vegas is gonna adore you!! xoxo
its sooo f-ing wrong for UPS to deliver new Dolce & Gabbana dress AND a box of cookies @ same time! You cant EAT & wear that thing! xoxo
7am meeting at nondescript diner in the suburbs- {& I’m not even CIA} xoxo
Just bonked Alice in the face with super heavy/big Burberry barbed wire necklace - #labelwhore #sizequeen #petparentFail
Xoxo
Oh no I’m fine ! She started right up! Sexy beast! Of course your welcome to come by buy no physical labor is required
HIM: but this IS brown rice ME: no this is white rice with soy sauce HIM: huh? (learn from my mistakes -hire smarties) xoxo
sexy is: a car that starts right up on first try after youve abandoned her for weeks xoxo
whenever i get a runny nose…i feel like everyone round me thinks im a coke whore… srsly folks i do it for vodka not coke.. xoxo
alli wanna do is get home ..put on pjs.. order pizza & watch #kellonearth #bravo #pappajohn xoxo
the #buzz overlay on google maps…scares the $hit out of me …#bigbrother xoxo
Am I the only one who thinks it’s kinda fu€ked up that they are playing Neil diamond @ the hockey game? #USA #van2010 xoxo
Snuck into a second movie - that’s how I roll - #recession xoxo
http://twitpic.com/14lqqg - Community policing xoxo
http://twitpic.com/14lkzp - Cute overload
http://twitpic.com/14ltmk - Happy new year xoxo
At the Chinese cultural center for a “private lion dance” xoxo
From Paris with love - then the Chinese new year parade :-)
insomnia - doesn’t make you a “night owl” it makes you a cranky bitch- #Imjustsaying xoxo
Escorts always have the best dish - xoxo
RT @bishopia It’s impossible to keep it gangsta while ordering a smoothie. # truethat
Phil - I looove you - RT @playazball So who ended up having sex with each other? #dchh
Snuggled up with puppy watching #syfy *sigh* perfect sat morning - xoxo
No worries love - I know you’d let me “dump” that’s what friends are for - even virtual ones
Christ I’m doing the Twitter thing WRONG again xoxo
Was - IF you need down time that’s why the condo is here
is here for just these situations
Deep breathes - herbal tea -& you & wife can have fun weekend in the city at chez suicide anytime you like- or just you I’d you need dow …
What Chess Piece Are You? - http://tinyurl.com/ycmf3qt - You Are a Knight #blogthings
awakened by newscaster saying “we have serious problems with black guys” .. realized it was the traffic guy black “ICE” #enunciate #Fail xox
RT @AbbottRabbit and the last e-mail of the day is from a student wanting help on a “precentation” about “psicology.” This is why I drink.
just set the alarm on my iphone to make sure i dont forget to wake up sat morn and get my @DitaVonTeese tix for vegas! xoxo
“i wanna do right..but not right now” lucinda williams xoxo
been invited to the mellon farm as in carnegie not cantaloupe… i feel like a kid called to the pricipals office.. xoxo
I’ve been to 2 feed stores this morning looking for dry hay;sweet feed etc. I love when the cowboys let me & Alice ride along! xoxo
http://twitpic.com/13gtsz - I don’t care what anybody says I stilllll love the snow - xoxo
Checking: http://anonymx.com/ #NowPlaying V-day #WhoToldYouThat
Shrimp & grits… Broiled white asparagus.. Snowballs (coconut cupckaes) - I’m having a winter white dinner … srsly! xoxo
