Drugstore.com I’ll never leave you again - xoxo
there may or may not be some conservative in me - usually after a few too many vodka tonics ;-) #maherlee
RT @JJI1: @suicide_blond Ba-dum-dum. Please remember to tip your waitresses!
And then I self medicated - and went to bed- xoxo
I’m at Safeway in McLean - feels like a millionaires meat market … xoxo
I just had a panic attack trying to grocery shop in the burbs during peak hours - what kind of freak am I ? #rhetoricalquestion xoxo
You can tell a lot about a neighborhood by the available hair dye colors at it’s grocery store xoxo
Texting me “do liberals like balls” may not be the best way to get me to go to marine Corp ball with you #imjustsaying xoxo
Annnd 1/2 way through the 1st season of #sonsOFanarchy xoxo
RT @RickAllen: OAK/DEN commentary: “Cox with a head injury…” Ladies, don’t use teeth.
Warning: an order of garlic bread @ Carmines will feed small army :-/ http://twitpic.com/30md1z
RT @funvirginian: @hogshaven not sure I’ve seen a worse game of football played (minus @Dhall23). Anyone else? #hail #httr #redskins
It’s like watching the mfing keystone cops play football - #redskins #bears
Youre Living the life! I have football Thai food &a hangover! RT @RobbiesAutoBody: Football, Shrimp, Crablegs And Beer. Not Neccesarilly I
Hahah it is for girls with boobs - silly!! RT @JJI1: @LivitLuvit …AND you get to talk to people! That’s not free, missy!
What she said RT @cara1215: I need a Bellini or ten.
RT @dcfireems: Ped Struck - 6th St & D St NW <—- not me Thanks for all of the concern xoxo
RT @kpedraja: So HP’s new iPad competitor runs Windows and requires a stylus. They’re partying like it’s 2001.
Been collecting bits for a while now —- ;-)
Techies: why can’t I manage my iPod from the “cloud” ??? xoxo
#heaven RT @YKnot: Been a While: Fri. eve. @ bar with drink & appetizers, no plan other then to relax…
Full blood moon tonight - not sure what that means- but it sounds #sexy xoxo
Annnnd I’m breaking out in hives!!or something bit me - not sure which is worse- xoxo
Does anybody know when this shit show on constitution ave will be over? #ddot #fail
periodically bringing in a great homemade tres leches… is better job security round here than actual competence.. #imjustsaying xoxo
“saudis in audis” via @GoRemy i thought you you audiboy @enigma928 xoxo http://bit.ly/a2DuUa
bank just called… client check just bounced… gonna be that kind of week…. #awesome xoxo
Whew! thought ya were talking bout my boobs ;-) RT @LexaLemmy: They look like pink disco balls. #girlytweets http://plixi.com/p/51848422
RT @traci_trace: Retweet if you have a gay, lesbian, bisexual, or transgendered friend in your life that you love & accept unconditional …
proposal that was due on 11/5 is now due at 9am tomorrow… #fuckme #sendvodka xoxo
And then i realized that my billing is a good 20k less than it needs to be- #vodkatonic xoxo
RT @El_Danny_Trejo: Hey, ‘member when America was all “Give me your tired, your poor, your huddled masses yearning to breathe free”? #th …
RT @btemps: Yeah but the question is: Who the fuck would *want* the personal information of someone who plays Farmville all day?
I feel the need the need for cheese - I know I’m not the only one- #brieMe xoxo