August 2009
i told him i needed more space…. he bought a ranch in montanta… maybe i should have been more straightforward?? xoxo
his 1st mistake was almost running me down…his 2nd was doing it in front of the Fraternal Order of Police lodge.. #somebodyneedsbail xoxo
I can forgive just about anything if there are 2 dozen white roses and a vodka tonic with the apology- I know I know i’m tooo easy xoxo
true blood marathon no on hour 7 …what can i say…they had me at alabama thunder pussy xoxo
http://twitpic.com/exqei - Not a bad way to spend a rainy day..
Getting in the shower WITH my vodka tonic - helllllllo Friday night where have you been all week #imnotanalchoholic xoxo
http://twitpic.com/epcd8 - Insert ferris bueller music
if you spend 185.00 for a vibrator….you have high expectations… im just saying…
http://bit.ly/OuwPc xoxo
http://twitpic.com/em844 - My granny taught me that things that say “classy” never are class should just be understood not stated xoxoer …
im an active supporter of dumpster diving.. xoxo http://bit.ly/LLNfy
lief is full of tradeoffs dude…if you wanna ride in my car…you have to hold my dog… in your lap NOT out the window.. xoxo
Saving is sexy !
Ummm doh! That was for you @yknot
Evidently Broke is the new Black - xoxo
http://twitpic.com/e4td3 - On the clean laundry?really??
http://twitpic.com/e48s3 - I didn’t think it was possibleto sleep more than me
Snuggled up watching chick flick with coffee in hand & puppy in lap - perfect Sunday morning *sigh* xoxo
Just saw a dude go into the street @ rush hour to rescue a dropped sweater for an old lady- that shit was hot xoxo
Never assume that nobody will notice of you toss an old vibrator in the trash at the office - xoxo
http://twitpic.com/dfy0n - #itsnotasbadasutlooks alice takes a tumble
Doooooooood on NPR: please stop saying Neuro-typical it’s driving me crazy thanks xoxo
http://twitpic.com/ddx92 - I wish I could captue the joy of a puppy jumping or hunting for a ladybug
Narrowly averted catastrophe - almost forgot to put the sugar in the cobbler & that’s *not* a euphamism!! :-)
am considering vanity tag that says hotcakes fear abbreviated it may read hotcocks hmmm..is that a problem for anyone? xoxo : <3 hotcks
me: can you get me a drink? New Intern: theres only beer & champagne Me:glare over glasses Him: its 10am? Me: way too early for beer xoxo
Heading to church and when i say church I mean ihop xoxo
Sneaking Alice into luray cavern is pretty easy so far- less security than that funeral xoxo
http://twitpic.com/cetxd - I couldn’t make up anything this awesome xoxo
