Blond with a Bullet...

#itsuckswhen you wore your ponytail too tight..and now your hair hurts…xoxo

Slammed two margaritas before obediance class - for real - xoxo

npr interviewing the pu$$ys about how they make money: disappointed to find out she just had bad enunciation & the posies…sorry posies xo

instead of gorging myself on pizza i spent tooo much dough on three rick owens dresses… christ now i cant eat for a month..binge fail xoxo

i feel like eating lunch….or more accurately i feel like binging on white pizza with xtra garlic… vampires around me beware.. xoxo

http://twitpic.com/bz69x - Most expensive dog crate on the market

http://twitpic.com/byw73 - 2 vodka tonics later I’m attempting assembly- awesome

bestest people watching-WWE the freaks and mullets come to me-can’t buy this kinda entertainment - ok I guess technically you can xoxo

Clandestine rendezvous at galaxy hut - got carded AGAIN - awesome xoxo

Forgot you cab still smoke in va crazy that xoxo

http://twitpic.com/blhpd - Alice

http://twitpic.com/bkxkc - Old big rigs are sexy

Last night we were the darlings of the film festival - today at an antique tractor show- bet you didn’t see THAT coming! xoxo

http://twitpic.com/bkyto - Sweet

http://twitpic.com/bl1f4 - They don’t make fenders like they used to

http://twitpic.com/bl5a4 - Cooler than you’d guess

Finishing the press junket - screening starts soon!! xoxo

Paparazzi has us cornered at the film festival !! xoxo

pink martini radio… champagne … & left over birthday cake…my office manages to make coming in early fun…. xoxo

#awkwardpornstar umm..thats not awkward silly i ask that at job interviews! and for the record its @jeesejanerocks ! xoxo

umm…sweetie..you cant find the gettysburg address with your nav system… xoxo

http://twitpic.com/b6h8c - View from the w roof xoxo

I’m #reading Manhunt by James L. Swanson - http://tinyurl.com/mk5zz6

5 of 5 stars to D.C. Noir by George P. Pelecanos - http://tinyurl.com/muhg9r

http://twitpic.com/b4jed - today… i was totalllllly channeling bardot when i got dressed…xoxo

scandal finds “big ben”… that will mess with my “fantasy” team… http://bit.ly/14aHeg

Getting a pedi from a student @ aveada inst counts as charity work right???

I like a free drink more than most girls but your lederhosen outfit scares me just a little toooo much - xoxo #urnotassexyasuthink

mailing something to a texas prison..in a hot pink envelope…naturally.. xoxo

dude driving the firetruck w/ lights & sirens: i appreciate cat calls & blown kisses. but maybe u should be concentrating? just saying xoxo

Shots at lunch? Yes bitchez another round! xoxo

i took my dog to a funeral yesterday…thats cool right?? & oh yeah..i drove there in just a mans shirt…xoxo

guess who wins this death match - iphone vs. sidewalk- … its ok..all that money in my bank account was making my ass look big anyway

me: can you squeeze me in for a quick & dirty mani pedi?? Her: umm..we NO DO DIRTY *click* some shit just doesnt translate xoxo

note to self: when at a car wash… put ALLL the windows up.. that way you wont get sprayed with water & scream into client voicemail…xoxo

its ok folks..not a circulatory problem after all…whew… my new jeans just dyed my ankles blue..scared me to death..lol xoxo

Cops: did u see anyone? Me: a guy asked me for directions to best buy Cops: did he seem suspicious? Me: umm he seemed lost

as an added benefit… puppies…. are most excellent cock blockers… ..xoxo

goofing round with colorsplash - xoxo http://twitpic.com/90dgx

newest pet peeve: folks that dont wrangle thier kids in parking lots: bitch pleeeeze put the cell phone away & hold her little hand!! xoxo

dude: call it a booty call..youll have a better shot…telling me to “live in the moment” just pisssed me off… xoxo