April 2009
Dr. says i have a thyroid problem…guess im not just a lazy whore… or maybe i AM a lazy whore… with a thyroid problem! xoxo
i need a hero… im holding out for a hero.. (this is how my gayest {read: favorite} asst orders lunch) xoxo
Please keep arms & legs inside the ride…. ummm I mean “vehicle” at all times xoxo
My date gets bonus points for his kareoke performance of meatloafs 2 outta 3 - xoxo
cube: got your warning about 3 min too late! hot man broke my fall..umm..thats hot as in sweaty.. xoxo
im an optimist: w/ 3 hours sleep i wore 5” heels / mcqueen dress that requires perfect posture & took pub trans - Regrets i has them.. xoxo
A small town is a vast hell~ Argentine proverb xoxo
maxie dress, roof deck, grill… who needs ac anyway?? xoxo
th ac is broken, AND the wash machine wont spin…awesome
what do you wear to a rendezvous at an art museum?? xoxo
RT @jessejane I’m packing to head out to Martinsburg West Virginia to dance tomorrow night through Saturday… (i ♥ jj..roadtrip anyone??)
dear cougar in front of me…spandex leggings are not pants..even if you ARE at an indie film festival… xoxo
other good reason to be teh boss…can make the office listen to portrait of the damned 3x in a row #thrillkillkult xoxo
the plantation pipeline: youre saying its NOT a gay club in atlanta?? xoxo http://www.reuters.com/article/marketsNews/idUSN2249358720090422
good part about being the boss..you can start drinking whenever you want to …like.. umm.. now… xoxo
i just asked a man to a movie!! ….ok ok its a flamboyantly gay man…but..you know …baby steps baby steps.. xoxo
soo what if i am more trouble than one lil ole chinatown can handle…thats what you love about me right?? xoxo http://pqliving.com/?p=5317
http://twitpic.com/3psgx - im not sure if my new Tshirt is awesome or irresponsible..if i dont get shot this week im gonna go with AWESO …
guess i should do something OTHER than sit around the house naked today… nah…on second thought … wheres my snuggie?? xoxo
i have a bad habit of biting my lip when i “concentrate” …xoxo #euphemism
citibnk says my card has been “compromised” evidently the pricey joints in Chinatown…are the shady ones… great.. #notassexyasitsounds
Capitols front office just called - I always feel like I’m in trouble when office calls me xoxo
Silly me I thought the grateful dead were umm you know - dead xoxo
the irony of having a bad porn plot for a life…is not lost on me… http://blonderthanyou.wordpress.com xoxo
mOBSCENE …the invitation… →
….suagarbabies….
what is it that they say??…
for every action…there is an equal (or possibly greater) Re Action…
well the Re Action…makes for a good story… or bad…depending on how strongly…
i dot know which death to be more broken up over…harry kalas or jack wrangler… RIP ..xoxoxo
my date was a jackass..i walked out… home with a vodka tonic & netflix…waaaay better… xoxo
going to tangy sweet in the piring rain..thats how much i want some fro yo.. xoxo
i need coffee…
Woody Harrelson claims he mistook photographer for... →
ha! just got home and realized i had some boy rearrange my bar while i was outta town..wow.. i completely forgot he was gonna do that..xoxo
blackberry prognosis = dead.. must travel to hinterlands (VA) to get replacement ..in the mean time i guess ill just use smoke signals xoxo
Wow have you looked at the moon tonight??
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Mortons bar is a shark tank tonight- but I love it… xoxo
put me down for a thong..even though…i dont really wear panties.. xoxo http://tinyurl.com/dyvzkm
oh yeah.. btw..my brackets are awesome - your brackets are broke…(go heels) :-) xoxo
feeling better…thanks for alll the get well wishes! xoxo
I think I have food poisoning - never felt so bad - ever
