Blond with a Bullet...

Reading the New Yorker & listening to country music- perfect sat. *sigh*

The president just waved at me - sigh xoxo

capitol one…just NEEDS to go the hell out of business…

spent waaay too much time at store trying to decide which Butter was sexier… the little indian girl or the Plugra european … xoxo

i know it plays against type..but i want to spend friday night…in bed watching bad netflix..ok ok its not as against type as id like xoxo

when the right wing starts to follow your twitter…do you wonder if they are spying..or just in it for the dirty talk?? xoxo

Jenna jameson is being interviewed by William shatner - for real wow xoxo

Finished my book for book club with 15 min to spare xoxo

Got my car out of the shop yesterday soo of course somebody scraped it in the parking lot today cha ching xoxo

i think im gonna have to pay more in taxes than i actually took home last year….how does that happen??? rrrgh.. xoxo

1 hour @ Neimans- 2 baby gifts- 3 bday gifts- 4 figures arrgh! Xoxo

neiman marcus just called to tell me they have some shoes….hahahah…like i forgot.. xoxo

Unc loses to Md for real? Hell is feezing

Double date: when you have drinks with one boy & see a movie later with another boy xoxo

just put my fave concierge to work …looking for a good spot to gather and watch the oscars.. any ideas ???

dropped sex on wheels at the dealer…loaner is a truck…4WD and a wee bit of snow…donuts anyone??? xoxo

crap! car doesnt want to start… tac another k to the bill this week…im gonna have to start dating Porsche mechanics xoxo

whoever sent the porn to my super hi res printer…it is ready… BOTH pages.. that is all.. xoxo

Hey Sweet Cheeks!

People did ask about you yesterday.  We had a group of 7.

Hope it’s warm where you are.

See you next time,

{redacted} but obviously….the WRONG GUY….

making homemade chicken pesto pizza…with a bit of Veuve Clicquot …2009 appears to be all about the bubbles…..xoxo

Breakfast at the livestock exchange - and that’s not a euphamism xoxo

i have 30 min to get ready…. im still in my sweats.. i should make a video …how to get sexy in 30 min or less.. xoxo

the auto boy was charmd enough to pop her baby bumper back into place…so…. we are not cruising with any 200 mph duct tape any longer…. but the boys in the shop luuuurved my NASCAR fix… xoxo

eating Dwight Yoakam mac/cheese popprs: as a favor to a friend..for reals xoxo http://tinyurl.com/b7bvnp

attempting to “charm” an auto repair man… my life sounds more like a bad porn every day… xoxo

Just told a car full of cops that they looked like trouble - pot meet kettle xoxo

Lost in FFX looking for donuts

i need a dinner plan… xoxo

Topless on Gw parkway - I do it so you don’t have to! Xoxo

$390.oo @… is the best price i can find on new tires for my car…damn.. keeping it sexy aint easy… i do it so you dont have to.. xoxo