They just rushed me to front of the line @ the liquor store- cause I’m “such a good customer” :-) xoxo
December 2009
im a bit nervous about getting my hair colored..after just realiizing #mercuryinretrograde xoxo
#10yearsago i couldnt get a cab to take me to chinatown after dark.. xoxo
is LIFE cereal a food group? xoxo
RT @violetblue WTF: bloggers who posted TSA guidelines just served subpoenas by TSA agents: http://vb.ly/11if (flightglobal, thx @kumimonste
if a fancy lingerie store (im looking @ u AP) has something called “venus flytrap playsuit” im gonna get at least 1 for xmas Every.Time xoxo
soo yeah.. i got more satisfaction from a cup of McDonalds Oatmeal (with fruit) than most of my interpersonal relationships in 2009? xoxo
posted: 2009?sorry but ya had to be there…just walk away.. xoxo
Somebody pleasssse pass me some booze - I don’t care what kind xoxo
You know what this holiday needs??? More cowbell - and when I say cowbell yes I mean vodka xoxo
Alice is very jealous of vintage guitars - or pretty much anything folks hold in their laps- which is “her spot” natch - xoxo
http://twitpic.com/vbrkf - I love how this tree makes the whole corner glow pink !
http://twitpic.com/vbrtb - For those who asked - of course I used the little birdies this year (i always do sillys) xoxo
http://twitpic.com/vbohn - Puppies & chanel lip gloss - a bad combo in any playbook xoxo
Ok bring on the whores I’m ready for ‘em … Um what’s that?? no whores?… hoardes .. Um ok I’m not as ready xoxo
http://twitpic.com/v5yo0 - I got this a few years ago . Best.gift.ever xoxo
http://twitpic.com/v2bva - Christ this looks creepier than I anticipated - cool - xoxo
http://twitpic.com/v29mk - Best Use of a Barbie In Christmas Decorating xoxo
http://twitpic.com/v2u7p - The pile is growing- I know I know I wrap like a sonofabitch
http://twitpic.com/v1tl1 - Alice is down for the count- and Domo won’t give up xoxo
I critically underestimated the amt of scotch tape, vodka, & klonapin it would take to survive the holiday #icantgetdrunkenough xoxo
I grabbed a mop & Alice FREAKed out - like her whole world was a lie! black floors seemed like a good idea ok a sexy idea @ the time xoxo
http://twitpic.com/uzrgc - When he said he “wasn’t QUITE finished” he prob should have mentioned the toilet wasn’t hooked back up #handymanf
http://twitpic.com/uzyc3 - Vintage panther just got in on the Hot Pink & Grinch Green christmas!! #itotalyplannedthat xoxo
2 me hollisters a sleepy beach twn where I slept on the beach in the erly 90s after too many dwinx …To teens it’s an dark tshirt shop :-(
Make that a dark overpriced tshirt ahop that is out of gift boxes rrrrgh xoxo #hollister #fail xoxo
Hot Topic on Christmas eve is a freak show the likes of which impresses even me - xoxo
RIP George Micheal- the dc sportscaster not the fella from Wham! although I’m not sure if he’s still alive either - xoxo
I heard the door open - a caballero stepped in left coffee and muffin & note saying they were taking Alice to the barn.. #ilovemylife xoxo
I cant get Lambchop’s “I’m a moody fucker” outta my head #falalala xoxo
witnessed a mob scene almost go full riot on metro..got serenaded on train..missed my own party…yep just another day in paradise.. xoxo
You know you’re a cynic when - dude starts singing silent night on train & my first thought is “Christ he prob has a bomb” xoxo
Ok @redskins -how embarrassing is this gonna be?? xoxo
Ummm dude thanks for the ride to the metro yeah sorry you ran into that CHAIN and fucked up your front end xoxo
Helllllllo doc martins you’re right I have not worn you in a long tome but these thigh hi boots are killing me!!! xoxo
My new boots are very good in the snow - but - have zero traction on slippery subway platform so I’m #tryingnottobustass xoxo
FYI avatar is a realllllllly long movie - bring Kleenex and well a cathater xoxo
is it wrong that i am kinda delighted that the parties for this weekend are canceled!? xoxo #snOMG
newscasters keep saying stuff like”mike in hagerstown has 15 inches” & i just keep thinking…well helllllllo mike howyoudoing? #snOMG
http://twitpic.com/tteg6 - Not allll gingerbread men are created equal xoxo
found my missing debit card…in my wallet #dork yes of course i cancelled it friday xoxo
I haven’t eaten anything except vodka & tonic in 18 hours so yeah um queasy and when I say queasy i mean cranky xoxo
Him: I hate the burbs -me: the avant garde need the bourgeoisie to exisit -Him: blank stare -me: don’t bite the hand that feeds you xoxo
Getting me out from under the covers when it’s this cold requires creativity cash and coffee in that order xoxo
RT @onehipmama Just saw on CNN that Oral Roberts died today. A loss indeed but the good news is his son, Anal, will assume his ministry.
