RT @MalnurturedSnay: Person hit by train, red line at Gallery Pl.
November 2009
resisting the urge to booty call with sweats, ice cream & comcast on demand #patheticattemptatmorality xoxo
Me: I feel too ugly from crying to even go to Ihop -Him: it’s ok we can go to West VA you’ll still be prettiest one there xoxo
http://twitpic.com/rc6gb - It’s ruff being a sex kittens pet
Happy thanksgiving kids I’m saying it now cause I’m on my 3rd vodka tonic - so not responsible for anything else that gets tweeted today! xo
Alice is in a bad way - :-( checked into animal hospital - siezures- I’m pretty much a wreck
Dear God WTF? I’m supposed to believe there is a higher power AND it allowed the Beverly hills cop movies to be made? no can do xoxo
i think i just found my new years eve plan !! who feels like a lil dirt track date? xoxo http://bit.ly/4Ngh3L via @addthis
alice just ran down the hall w/ a pair of my #panties…did i mention we are at the office? xoxo #professionalFAIL
the problem with coming into the office early ..is that it takes too long for lunch time to roll around.. xoxo
RT @violetblue In the @jimmyjane offices wanting one of *everything* Im jealous <3 @jimmiejane
i just got a box of brownies form a secret admirerer! thats cool right? not creepy? xoxo
Dinner @cocosala the malted martini(s) were great!! Food was good too -but hard to eat w/ 3 ppl @ that teeeny table #reservationfail xo
Dangerously Delicious Pies is now taking orders for Thanksgiving! Pick up available at their H St NE location http://bit.ly/2yd4He
my new fave site xoxo h
ttp://thediaryofsuricruise.tumblr.com/
RT @TheSexist: The final hours of the Washington Blade http://bit.ly/1peTXo
go vote for alice! http://www.moderndogmagazine.com/photocontest/dogs/09/11/16/alice i’ll owe you a drink! xoxo
Please know tonight that you matter very much. (via @TWLOHA)
The Edward Cullen mandoll is sparkly - don’t ask how I know xoxo
Everybody has a pair of pants that stuff won’t stay in the pockets - goodbye 40$ Im sure you were making my ass look lumpy anyway xoxo
Just spent two benjis on booze - hoping it lasts through the night- ya don’t get a hangover If ya don’t stop dwinking right?? xoxo
RT @TFLN:guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching. (via @rehmus)
Met a girl named olive cox - her moms are lesbians - ironic ones at that xoxo
Him: that you have handcuffs doesn’t surprise me but that you keep em in the fridge kinda does - Me: yeah don’t ask xoxo
just scored great tix to “love loss and what i wore” soo excited!! xoxo
last night was my first ride in a pedicab (think rickshaw with a bike)…those guys work for tips!
http://twitpic.com/oyljn - Perfect is a roof deck with an open bar xoxo
Horse folks wake up toooo early for me to be able to relate to -xoxo
Suburban panera at 9 am on Sunday is my personal circle of hell .. xoxo
Let Alice off leash in the pasture - of course she ran through a cactus patch - xoxo #countrydogfail
Mother Nature - that bitch has mad skillz xoxoxo
Machaca burrittos for breakfast - ;-) he has promise xoxo
Just saw a dad helping 2 boys build a “ramp” for their bikes- #dadsrock xoxo
i need the number for the concierge @ the bellagio (im lookin @ you new ass
t) xoxo
It’s 2pm I was hoping to be tipsy by now - rrrrgh- I hate to be late for my buzz xoxoxo
No way I was going home - nope with a moon that big I’m prob going to jail #iota #afterparty xoxo
