February 2009
Prob with front row can’t see ice through the haze of testosterone xoxo
January 2009
Note to self: do not drop phone in beer or into opposing teams bench xoxo
cant sleep - and that is totalllly dangerous xoxo
On a bus! Ummm not too excited yet cause I’m not at all sure it is the RIGHT bus xoxo
Umm nobody told me you have to pull the cord damn
On train - by myself - or more accurately unescorted
my date for tonight hasnt called and confirmed… does that mean i do or i dont have a date tonight?? xoxo
i think my ipod is tooo old to be allowed on metro (die dammmit) but truthfully i dont even own those little ear pug things anyway…xoxo
afraid to drink anymore water or soda…. teeensiest bladder in the world is about to try using public transportation.. arrrggh! xoxo
$hit…just looking over metro map..wondering..wow when did they add the light blue line?..ummm then realized that was the river..great xoxo
get bitchez to shovel out car vs. risk work comp case that would result from sure to erupt gay snowball fight…decisions decisions xoxo
purrfect gift for the chick on your list..http://tinyurl.com/bknxht you can thank me with vodka.. xoxo
car is covered in ice & shitty in foul weather- options for getting home include: Abdul (car service); bus/Metro combo, friends boyfriend..
we will miss you Mr. Updike.. godspeed.. xoxo
$hit you not @ 830 we are last folks at the red lobster waiters are leaving xoxo
secret to marriage -as stated by kevin bacon on the red carpet- … keep the fights clean …and.the sex dirty xoxo
Apple house store - home made doughnuts same recipe since 1963 xoxo
I’m wearing mens deoderant today - boom chicka wah wah xoxo
slept til almost noon- ALMOST missed Sordid Lives xoxo
Damn- rockstars are needy but cute - and I suck at saying no xoxo
The black cat will always be one of my fave places in the world!!! xoxo
my cute UPS guy just showed me his mighty mouse tattoo … srsly… who gets that???…dont even ask me where it was…xoxo
i guess creepy isnt illegal… so cops are kinda useless…. great… xoxo
notorious, slumdog, rev road, doubt, reader, wrestler, -$HIT- …my list of tooo see is outta control -must address soon -ish xoxo
chased abortion protesters from in front of my window…where they were screaming directions to their “children warriors” @ 630 am! srsly?
this is what a sex kitten umm i mean feminist... →
sugarbabies….
you know what vexes me about the anti abortion movement???
they swell their numbers with children…they bus in thousands middle school and high schoolers… like it is a sort of …
Can’t sleep and so bored that I’m watching my netflix movies xoxo
teasing boys with tix to monster truck rallies is cruel…right?? i shouldnt do that again…right?? xoxo
one of my fave parts of the whole inaug thing..was hearing anderson cooper say.. Balls
xoxo
Mr president just drove past mi casa - welcome to the neighborhood sugar!
I didn’t know Walter mondale was still alive
At the “cleansing ceremony” sage-ing the white house! Smells like teen spirit! Xoxo
The only correct answer to when can I get it- is - how fast can you get here xoxo
We know for sure that bono doesn’t lip sync - bless his heart! Xoxo