Blond with a Bullet...

Can I get a what what - Whorebuckets in full effect xoxo

building manager just came by…threatened to take me to happy hour if i was still here in 15 min when he shuts the place up… xoxo

annie lennox: money cant buy it baby, sex cant buy it baby, drugs cant buy it ..i believe in love alone…i dont think she means the hitachi

booking flight to Miami…sunshine..it does a girl good.. xoxo

boys come & go ..but a good colorist is a thing to cherish! eyes might be red..but hair is perfect shade of blond… xoxo

little kisses & allll best wishes… i wouldnt change a thing.. xoxo

2nd bottle of wine xoxo

billie holiday….2 dozen white roses.. and a vodka tonic… all is right with the world.. xoxo

im ready for lunch! anybody with me??? xoxo

for the record ….champagne and taco bell…. makes a hell of a lunch.. xoxo

is it too early for vodka…cause i think im ready! lol…xoxo

red velvet cupcake?? or dunkin donut?? …some days the decisions i have to make are kinda delicious…. xoxo

seventies soul music in a quiet office with a WHOLE pot of coffee and only three people in the WHOLE building…schweet… xoxo

Glenn Barr sketch of tom waits in my stocking!!! Awsomeness Santa!! Xoxo

Way to go Jesus- its your berfday - we gonna party like its your berfday xoxo

Do you go to hell if you tweet during midnight mass? xoxo

Just saw the Claus’s @ walmart - Ms Claus is missing a few teeth- I don’t make this stuff up

handyman showed up early-i was still in bed-my life sounds like a bad porn xoxo

Scored a copy of “this little piggy went to prada” for my friend w/ new baby! xoxo

Brrr tooo cold to get out of bed - but gotta see a man bout some cupcakes xoxo

Watching live coverage of swift water rescue on river rd - crazy xoxo

Only in America could you spend more than 100 bucks on cupcakes & feel lucky about it xoxo

Prettiest lil La Perla box just arrived…NOW..im in the mood….. for the holidays.. xoxo

oh thank you baby jesus…for putting THIS http://www.redvelvetcupcakery.com/ within easy walking distance…even in MY shoes! xoxo
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Need to plan dinner for six - wish a personal chef would call me xoxo

I *heart* Holiday parties - tonights should be best of season xoxo

White suede chanel was probably a poor choice for today - xoxo