is on the highway to hell.. xoxo
October 2008
im afraid of being stuck in the burbs after dark… looks like its a fear ill be forced to face tonight! rrrgh xoxox
running a bubblebath, trying on new fancy lingerie, sipping a vodka tonic… means i’ll DEF be alone tonight with obama / primetime…xoxo
i party so you dont have to… →
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dear sugarbabies…..
the top 10 quotes from the weekend:
10: “lets totalllly do something cheap tonight” followed a few hours later later with: “ummm we are gonna need ANOTHER bottle of Dom…
Arbys now serves FRIED MAC N CHEESE bites - pray for our civilization xoxo
survived the weekend with a bit of my dignity.. gonna try to take care of that tonight by watching my fantasy team go down in flames xoxo
Took a hummer limo to doucheville escaped with my life & bottle of dom p xoxo
telling myself its a sinus thing…NOT…a hangover… kamikaze shots mess with my sinuses…who knew?? xoxo
all ive had to eat today is a sweet n salty granola bar…. me - food= cranky bitch…xoxo
I don’t have a clue how to be friends with someone- on Facebook! xoxo
banks dont like it if you wait for ummmm about a year before you hand over to them them a fistful of checks.. who knew?? xoxo
so far today…biggest decision ive had to make…is chanel or armani… so if you hear me whine…bitch slap me…that is all.. xoxo
reading the NEW vogue…. wearing his OLD shirt….purrrfect…he’ll never get it back… xoxo
srsly?? Palin spends MORE than me @NeimanMarcus & what i spend should be sooo illegal http://www.politico.com/news/stories/1008/14805.html
sugarbabies… →
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hey look what i found!! your Halloween costume!!… yall bitchez are looking yummmmy and ummm a little slutty…cool
sugarbabies
xoxo
Posted in Essential Sex Kitten, How I Roll, In My…wearing ankle weights and 5inch stilettos at the office…. is a crazy way to burn off a few extra calories before slutoween…right??
narrowing costume options: Hobo; Girl Scout (earning badges = fun); Alice (from wonderland fame) damn these executive decisions…xoxo
ok..maybe “limiting” options was the wrong word… bandleader or ringmaster..now on the table too…xoo
making a mental note to wear panties tomorrow… so i can TRY ON a few costumes… xoxo
Surprisingly easy to score an old school batman T-shirt
Putting Abdul aka Ab Coool (cutest driver in DC) on standby for Halloween xoxo
reading The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo
i want to go home….but i feel tooo tired to drive myself….im useless…xoxo
yes..im a bitch..whats your point?? →
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sugarbabies……. oh my…. i do hope YOU have been behaving yourselves…because…i surely havent…which i know …is the way you like it…
Now where to begin??????
maybe with the little piles of sawdust…
moonshine...
last night… i dreamed i roped the moon…
literally.. i noticed this rope attached to the moon…and that the moon wasnt in the right place…
so i grabbed the rope…but then…i didnt know what to do with the moon once i had it…
and nobbody would take the rope…so i had to figure it out myself…and in the meanwhile ..the moon was crashing toward the earth… and i was trying to keep the inevitable collision from being too hard..i wanted a soft bounce…
welll…. it wasnt as good as the dream i had where i taught Moses how to make butter.. and i kept telling him..dont worry the people are gonna love this shit i swear!!!
but…
it was still a pretty good dream…
xoxo
went shopping - forgot me credit cards & money-didnt let that stop me from getting an obscenely priced pair of Armani shoes…. xoxo
if youre in NYC this weekend http://tinyurl.com/6nntlf this show will be THE place to be… xoxo
It should be law - pull a girls hair if you’re gonna say rickenbaker guitar xoxo
oops! police car just crashed …hard…hes ok…. i should slow down too…but SOW looooves the cool air and wants to growl a bit.. xoxo
kicking a cowboy out into the old…but i fed him bacon…so its a push…right?? xoxo
Gw parkway smells like fall today! xoxo
Lost my debut card - living on AmEx and love xoxo
They say its the last pretty day - I don’t trust em- but I’m not gonna risk it xoxo
big homemade sign on overpass “vote for THAT ONE” awesome xoxo
The air smells like honeysuckle on this stretch of I66 tonight xoxo
dear lady at baja fresh…belting your shirt only looks good if your boobs DONT hang over the belt… that is all.. xoxo
Imposing on a friend - bkadams you’re awesome! Xoxo
cooking and chilling…..thats how i roll these days …i cook..and chilllll….. just like pudding…xoxo
lost my debit/credit card- last seen at busboys & poets…can y’all check your pockets ..please….xoxo
oops…cleaning apple pie up off the floor…4reals…xoxo
baking apple pie… sort of… xoxo
At the grocery store Only took 6 mimosas to get me here - any requests??
meeting a man about a horse …ok not really more like…about a taquito …but if i had a horse id name him taquito… xoxo
watching a zombie movie & getting ready for matinee of McHomer @ the wooley mammoth theatre… xoxo
wondering …where exactly do you buy pumpkin carving crap?? xoxo
wondering why people ever stopped drinking at lunch…..reallly… its awesome…xoxo
my hair feels too glamorous for my outfit today…so … im gonna go home soon..xoxo
