Blond Ambition...

http://twitpic.com/tteg6 - Not allll gingerbread men are created equal xoxo

Dec 17th

found my missing debit card…in my wallet #dork yes of course i cancelled it friday xoxo

Dec 16th

I haven’t eaten anything except vodka & tonic in 18 hours so yeah um queasy and when I say...

Dec 16th

Him: I hate the burbs -me: the avant garde need the bourgeoisie to exisit -Him: blank stare -me:...

Dec 16th

Getting me out from under the covers when it’s this cold requires creativity cash and coffee...

Dec 16th

RT @onehipmama Just saw on CNN that Oral Roberts died today. A loss indeed but the good news is his...

Dec 16th

RT @tomwaits The piano has been drinking, not me. xoxo

Dec 15th

RT @Ish I would like to go all Elin Nordregren on Joe Lieberman´s ass right about now.

Dec 15th

forgot my glasses today… wearing my scrip raybans inside.. douche style xoxo

Dec 15th

Dec 15th

had a shot of tequila last night for the first time since I barfed in a diplomat’s whisky...

Dec 13th

Hanging over in diner - dude asks if I’m staying @ink48 me: umm yeah him: I recognized your...

Dec 13th

It’s been brought to my attention that ships don’t “park” they...

Dec 13th

I need a @tomwaits fix & I’m willing to jack someones iPod to get it-...

Dec 13th

Theatre is sold out - crowd is estrogen heavy and mostly drunk - awesome #loveLossAndWhatIWore xoxo

Dec 13th

http://twitpic.com/t6vs2 - Watching cruise ship park - from my bed FTW !! xoxo

Dec 12th

Dec 12th

Dec 12th

Did I mention that i can see the river from my bed?

Dec 12th

http://twitpic.com/t59h1 - Hooked me up with a free angel!! xoxo

Dec 12th

New fave hotel has great views -the Hudson AND a “gentlemans club” !! #iloveNY xoxo

Dec 12th

Napping ON my desk

Dec 11th

eavsdropping on a teachers conversation with her bankruptcy lawyer…omg…#timesaretough

Dec 10th

i just found out its thur & i made a lawyer agrgue the case for it being thurs. - as i refused...

Dec 10th

http://twitpic.com/sxat6 - ultimate - UFC fighter look

Dec 10th

Murphys law of Makeup - if your makeup bag fall in a truckstop restroom it WILL land upside down...

Dec 10th

Putting on my makeup at a truckstop - xoxo #iloveamerica

Dec 10th

really? r crumb party supplies 50% off? amazing!!who wouldnt want these?? xoxo...

Dec 9th

brwn rice for lunch-chased it with coconut cake frm http://www.cakemonkey.com/ ….yes bitches i...

Dec 9th

Snowing again…brrr… & I have an uninvited house guest of the furry mouse type -...

Dec 9th

Parking lot of family dollar just got Rickrolled awsome

Dec 9th

http://twitpic.com/sjyh4 - Not the welcome I hoped for

Dec 7th

im “testing” gingerbread lattes: @Dailygrind meh(tasted burned) @panera hmmmm better not...

Dec 7th

my latest obsession… i know ii know..im not right …. xoxo http://pk.gd/KIc

Dec 7th

http://twitpic.com/sjajn - Makes catching a train seem better than ever!

Dec 7th

Gotta catch that train- xoxo

Dec 7th

http://twitpic.com/shje8 - The tree is up - I consider the season a success xoxo

Dec 7th

Hot pink & Grinch green for the tree this year

Dec 7th

Dec 7th

Holiday smores

Dec 5th

We have at least an inch out here in the country so put on my new snow boots & heading out for...

Dec 5th

Man in cafe with first snow of the year

Dec 5th

It’s a wonderful life - is playing @Alamo drafthouse this weekend :-) xoxo

Dec 5th

Reverse Cowgirl Is the Most Swine Flu Resistant Sex Position http://gawker.com/5417693/ #servicey...

Dec 3rd

Omg looove it Porsche Factory Tour c. 1972 http://bit.ly/5JNSvU (via @acontinuouslean)

Dec 2nd

Dec 2nd

retwt “I <3 the DC Rollergirls” & b entered to win a pair of tix to the Dec. 19th...

Dec 1st