http://twitpic.com/tteg6 - Not allll gingerbread men are created equal xoxo
found my missing debit card…in my wallet #dork yes of course i cancelled it friday xoxo
I haven’t eaten anything except vodka & tonic in 18 hours so yeah um queasy and when I say queasy i mean cranky xoxo
Him: I hate the burbs -me: the avant garde need the bourgeoisie to exisit -Him: blank stare -me: don’t bite the hand that feeds you xoxo
Getting me out from under the covers when it’s this cold requires creativity cash and coffee in that order xoxo
RT @onehipmama Just saw on CNN that Oral Roberts died today. A loss indeed but the good news is his son, Anal, will assume his ministry.
RT @tomwaits The piano has been drinking, not me. xoxo
RT @Ish I would like to go all Elin Nordregren on Joe Lieberman´s ass right about now.
forgot my glasses today… wearing my scrip raybans inside.. douche style xoxo
had a shot of tequila last night for the first time since I barfed in a diplomat’s whisky glass in 2003. (via @marissapayne) thata girl! xox
Hanging over in diner - dude asks if I’m staying @ink48 me: umm yeah him: I recognized your shoes - xoxo
I need a @tomwaits fix & I’m willing to jack someones iPod to get it- #kidsHaveCrappyPlaylists xoxo
It’s been brought to my attention that ships don’t “park” they “dock” ok ok whatever you say sailor - xoxo
Theatre is sold out - crowd is estrogen heavy and mostly drunk - awesome #loveLossAndWhatIWore xoxo
